Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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