Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish my penis had a tongue
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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