I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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