Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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