Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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