Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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