he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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