Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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