i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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