Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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