im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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