I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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