Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I could fuck to npr.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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