Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Randomize