K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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