Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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