from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she looked like the before picture.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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