just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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