Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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