so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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