It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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