Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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