Hey man sorry I got all grabby
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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