Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the day after is always just damage control
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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