I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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