You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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