the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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