This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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