absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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