i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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