Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I am available for nakedness
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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