ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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