I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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