Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I wear drunk well.
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