i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
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he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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