How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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