So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Who put my cat in the fridge?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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