Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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