this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize