Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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