Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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