Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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