I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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