I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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