you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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