Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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