I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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