If that was your dad, he is hot
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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