I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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