it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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